This is a compilation of little things my kiddos have done or said:
"When Jesus comes, will we hit our heads on the ceiling on the way up?"
"Did Jesus have boogers?"
"Why do men sleep longer than women?"

"If I get this haircut again when I'm a man, women will be trying to smootchie-smoo me"

"Evolution is dumb."

"Oh, cool!" -Virgil's favorite thing to say

"I'm getting married after lunch, but I don't want you to watch because I'm shy." -D, while eating his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Do you want more kids Dad?" asked D, after our miscarriage. "Because I do. I want a lot more."
"Mom, I don't understand what Virgil is trying to say. But God does!" -D
(in answer to some of my questions about our miscarried baby, D said the following):
"I think [our baby, who miscarried a month ago] looked about as big as [a 6 month old] when he first entered heaven. I think he's about as big now as [about a 3-4 year old]. I think time is faster in heaven. I think, right now, the baby is at the park, and Jesus and great-grandpa are swinging with him."

"If I get this haircut again when I'm a man, women will be trying to smootchie-smoo me"

"Evolution is dumb."

"Oh, cool!" -Virgil's favorite thing to say

"I'm getting married after lunch, but I don't want you to watch because I'm shy." -D, while eating his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Do you want more kids Dad?" asked D, after our miscarriage. "Because I do. I want a lot more."
"Mom, I don't understand what Virgil is trying to say. But God does!" -D
(in answer to some of my questions about our miscarried baby, D said the following):
"I think [our baby, who miscarried a month ago] looked about as big as [a 6 month old] when he first entered heaven. I think he's about as big now as [about a 3-4 year old]. I think time is faster in heaven. I think, right now, the baby is at the park, and Jesus and great-grandpa are swinging with him."